Friday, July 22, 2016

The Trouble with Medicine

The problem with current medicine:

Doctor: "The test revealed nothing."

Patient: "Then you gave me the wrong damn test."

Doctor: Shrugs. Meh. "I'll send you to a Specialist."

Patient: "How can you send me to a specialist when you don't know what this is?"

Doctor: "He'll have other tests."

Thursday, July 21, 2016

NOT a Mystery

Killed by Death:

Inspector: "His face... that horrible expression... mouth open like that..."

Witness: "Yes, we found him that way, it looks exhausted..."

Inspector: "And that stuff oozing from his ears..."

Witness: "It can only mean one thing..."

Inspector:"... someone in the house was singing Hamilton again."

Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Coining a new word, Millennianoma

I'm coining a new word, Millennianoma.

Remember, you read it here first.

I want 50 cents every time it's used.

I hereby declare a copyright, David Ainsworth Cook, July 19, 2016.